
Spaced Out Castaway
Here I am alone on this remote desert island
The sun is hot and blinding
There are plenty of fruit and nuts so I will not starve
I don't know if I will ever be found
I was abandoned here by modern day pirates
They approached my yacht using powerboats
They had five boats in all
The were all armed with automatic rifles
There was a safe on board the yacht which contained half a million pounds
They made me open it and hand over the money
They tied up the crew and pushed me onto one of the powerboats
Then they headed towards this island
All I have is a knife, pen and paper and a solar powered mp3 player
The mp3 player has only one album recorded on it
That album is Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon
It seems an appropriate choice given the situation
I listen over and over to Brain Damage
And I consider my state of mind
Long periods of isolation can be destabilising
My mental health is not too good at the best of times
Sometimes I imagine I see ships in the distance
But it is only my imagination playing tricks on me
I have been here more than a year now
I survive by eating fruit and catching fish in the sea
I spend time listening to the music of Pink Floyd
And recording my thoughts in my diary
It is easy to lose sense of time
I listen to The Great Gig In The Sky
And think about death and what it would be like
Will I ever see my family again before I die?
It is a strange lifestyle stranded here
I imagine psychedelic slideshows as I listen to the music
It has a transcendental impact on my mind
I am elevated to another plane
I have moments of blissful peace
If it was not for my family I could accept my fate
Being in touch with nature has an uplifting affect on the spirit
But I have another life to return to
I imagine I am a hippie traveller on a great adventure
Smoking grass and having intense hallucinogenic dreams
Being spaced out is one way of handling this ordeal
I wait for a ship to come and take me off this island
Meanwhile I listen to the music and dream strange dreams
A spaced out castaway hoping some day to find his way home